This box is extremely versatile. It can be used as a chair, or a bed. There is no reason to ever leave a box like this!

In fact, a strawberry flavored box like this also makes the perfect snack! Just chew chew chew until you can’t chew no more, then puke puke puke until there’s no more room on the floor! hehe! Don’t get the wrong idea, I’m not a messy cat, I cleanup all my mess later when I get hungry again. Cardboard is always easier to digest the second time around.

Tamra says, “Thank you Moe, Mindy and Karen Jo for the Awards!”

We think you are cool cats too!

A Cat Condo is a perfect place to play some games! There are balls to whop and plenty of places to scratch and chew.

A Cat Condo is also a perfect place to wash. There are lots of furs and usually an extra tongue helping you!

A Cat Condo also serves well for naps. There isn’t much room but we always fit two.

In fact, there’s no reason to leave a Cat Condo except for food and to poo!

For the last week I’ve discovered how fun it is to eat Kleenex and unroll the toilet paper.  Unfortunately, I’ve now also gotten hooked to eating the stuff! It’s just so wonderfully chewy!

As you may have already guessed… it wasn’t a furrball I puked up! It was more like half a roll of toilet paper which the servants then flushed down the toilet. The good news is that I must be using the toilet paper properly if the servants flushed it because thats what they do when they use it too.

I do find it odd that the humans weren’t more concerned when I puked… They seemed more interested in rolling all the toilet paper up again after I worked so hard to spread it nice and evenly across the floor. Tamra is right, they are definitely incompetent.

In case you aren’t familiar with The Naming of Cats, in the Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats, by T.S. Eliot, we all have three names! So, in this meme, you must link to the originator of the meme (Tara and Kavan), list the following rules, and then tell us:

1. The name that the family uses daily (such as Peter, Agustus, Alonzo, or James)
2. The name that is particular, a name thats peculiar, and more dignified (such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat)

3. What you are doing when you are thinking of the name that only you know, and will never confess (when engaged in rapt contemplation), that deep and inscrutable singular name

Then tag three cats to give their three names.

Here are my three names:

1. Tamra… or Tamra Maew if im being bad!
2. HoneyBunnyBites
3. Wondering what Griffins ears taste like with mayonnaise… mmm mayonnaise!

and here are Griffins:

1. Griffin
2. MonkeyClawsClimb
3. Developing a master plan for my next attack on Tamra’s tail!

I’ll tag Storm the furry fighter, Hendrix and TT!

Also, I’ve got a role in CCSI III which airs this weekend! Be sure to check it out at Sassy’s Blog!

Go habs go! Go habs go!

While watching the game, I decided to ask Tamra what would happen if we cheered for the other team? Right now they are playing the Flyers, and I have recently found birds and flies to be interesting since the start of Spring.

I suggest you all cheer for the Montreal Canadiens. I found out the hard way what would happen

As you can see, the referee finally had to separate us! The ref warned that if we kept roughing we would get a 2 minute penalty in the PTU!

Meezer Rule: If you’re gonna rough up the opponent, make sure you aren’t sitting on the referee’s lap or you’ll always get caught!

Meezer Rule: When your brother is a fatso, sleep with one eye open to protect your beautiful furrs!

Here are some pictures showing his alarming size increase…! Did I mention he even steals my food?

Go habs go!

Also, thank you Karl from The Cat Realm for the Valued Friend Award!

While I was initially uncertain of his true intentions when he first invaded my territory, I’ve come to realize he is nothing more than a tiny goof ball with no evident purpose in any of his actions. For the most part, he will just wander around aimlessly, bumping into things, purring and licking peoples faces. Given the proper training from his older, much more beautiful and smarter sister, he could perhaps become a useful tool. One day, he may very well get to sit by my side on the servants desk while we plot evil mischief to punish the servants for their constant incompetence.

Of course, Griffin still can’t quite reach the desk yet! In fact, he got to try on his collar recently and it can still slip right off his head!

For such a tiny little fellow, he sure can produce a lot of heat when he naps! The servants think it’s cute when I snuggle with him, but my taking advantage of his heat for personal comfort should not be misconstrued as appreciation for his presence. For the time being, I will continue to tolerate him with the hope that he should prove useful in the future.

Tara tagged me for the middle name meme!

Here are the rules:

1. You have to post the rules before you give your answers.

2. You must list one fact about yourself beginning with each letter of your middle name. (If you don’t have a middle name, use your maiden name or your mother’s maiden name).

3. At the end of your blog post, you need to tag one person (or blogger of another species) for each letter of your middle name. (Be sure to leave them a comment telling them they’ve been tagged.)

I don’t have a middle name… Tamra tells me it’s because the servants have been very incompetent recently. I am however happy to learn that I’ve been born into royalty and have servants!

Since I don’t have a middle name, I will use my kitty moms name, Sewki.

S: Samurai. I don’t have a sword, but my claws are dangerously sharp!

E: Excited. I can’t help it, life is very interesting! I do as many things as I can at once. The casual observer might think that I’m just aimlessly running around in circles, but I’m actually multi-tasking!

W: Waldo. I’m so small, when I hide it’s just like finding Waldo!

K: Kamikaze. Tamra told me to put this one in because kamikaze can mean to be “so reckless in behavior or actions as to be suicidal”. Maybe I should consider leaving her tail alone… hehehe!

I: IF. This word describes me a lot because it’s the one word I never use! I never ask myself what might happen IF I do this or that, I just do it!

Now time to play tag!

1. Kavan – Tamra said I have to tag him to be allowed to post on her blog today.

2. Gandalf & Grayson – I picked them because their names start with G like me!

3. Latte – I pick Latte because he says I will look like him when I grow up. He sure looked fierce on fangday!

4. TT – I picked her so she doesn’t think I’m an alien!

5. Riley and Tiki – Because they say I’m cute!