I stayed up all night looking for vishus flying deer in the sky, but I must have fallen asleep after drinking all the milk and eating all the cookies the servants forgot on the table!

I ended up getting a very fun fish-on-a-rope for Christmas and hit the jackpot when I cracked open a full piggy-bank by knocking over a picture frame onto it from way up high! Too bad I don’t have little pants or I could have filled my pockets before all the nosy humans showed up to see what the heck I was doing… lolol!

His goal was to only run out to the back once with a bunch of pooper bags, rather than every time…! Well guess what happened to Mr. Lazy head now? It snowed! Over 40 cm of snow and now all my pooper bags are buried! I look forward to watching him have to unburry all the pooper bags lolol!

See that tree in the front? Click here to see what it looked liked at the end of October, before the Aliens finished eating it all

Hey everyone! Sorry for the lack of updates, the male servant has been hogging the computer for the last few weeks preventing me from getting on to blog! I’ve tried giving him the bitey, but he just tells me University final exams are far worse than anything my teeth can do! Hmph!

I do have some really big news to share though! Last week I did my first “vomito de gato” at 7 months old! I still have a few more furballs to throw up before I catch up to Skeezix though!

Today I’m feeling pretty good, but for the last few days I’ve been taking it easy and resting because I got a urinary/bladder infection.

The servants took me to the vet right away so it didn’t bother me for long. What bothered me most was that rude man they brought me to who stuck a cold stick up my behind to take my temperature! Next time they take me there I’m gonna bring a mousey with me and I’ll be the one doing the shoving lolol!

I’ve been on antibiotics for two days now and also have been getting a few drops of cranberry juice in my water. The cold stick man said I might not like the cranberry juice, but I love it! I also love the antibiotics since lady servant sticks them into a very tasty chicken flavored pill pocket treat (additional 10$ to the 90$ bill).

For any other kitties out there who may be prone to urinary infections, be sure to try having some cranberry juice or cranberry vitamin pieces as it’s a great natural way to help prevent the infection and save a visit to the cold stick man. Something in the cranberry makes it harder for bacteria to stick to the bladder so we can flush it out when we potty. Make sure your servant doesn’t give you too much though, we only need a small little portion.

1) Tamra Maew – Since I’m named after the ancient Thai manuscript “Tamra Maew” which means “Cat poems” in english, I get lots of people finding my blog who might have been looking for information on the manuscript from the 17th century. Since I’m my servants first meezer, they named me after the manuscript because it is the first known document to mention the existence of a pointed cat… a MEEZER!

2) Funny stripper names – This could be because I’m never wearing clothes or because of this post!

3) Caffeine crash – I guess I talk about my caffeine addiction a little too much… I’ve written about Enjoying my Morning Coffee and my Afternoon Caffeine Crash.

4) What Aliens Eat – Ok… this one is just very disturbing… People search the internet for “What Aliens Eat” and they end up on my website? What aliens are spreading these rumors? I’d like to see an alien try to eat me, I’ll send him packing right back to whatever furry moon he came from with a few holes in his antenna courtesy of my super bitey powers lolol!

5) Roaring Lion – Now thats more like it! Take a look at the post where you can see me roaring at my servant!

6) Cat safe fake christmas tree – LOLOLOL! Nice try foolish humans searching the internet for this, it DOESNT EXIST. No tree, plant or item that takes any attention away from me will ever be safe.

7) Gonna get you – You know I will! Gonna Get You Mousey!

Cat named minouche – Minouche is my stripper name!

9) Funny hippy names – People sure found my funny name meme post a lot! My hippy name was Nutro Violet!

10) Share my secret – Ah… I did share a secret with my mouse once… I also have a secret cave!

11) Lady Servant – This is not acceptable. People should not find my site when searching for Lady Servant! They should find it when searching for “Lady to Serve!”

12) pics of ramses the great – Hmmm… it should be pics about Tamra the Great, but I’ll let this one slide since Ramses is a furry friend of mine.

13) snoozetime - I definitely do snooze a lot! In fact, thats what I’m going to go do right now after writing this post!

I woke up this morning and was traumatized when I saw snow for the first time!

A SIMPLE BUT VERY IMPORTANT MEME: List your treasures and tag other kitties and their humans also, as many as you like. Let this reflection spread through out the world. We need to count our contentments as Blessings!

What do you look back over and treasure enough to place inside your BOX OF LIFE?

I’d make sure to stick everything essential to life in my box just in case I get stranded on an island and this box is all I have left!

1) Several jars of mayonnaise because one is never enough!

2) Limbs from my servants such as arms or legs for when I need to give the bitey. I’d bring the whole human because it could be useful for fetching things, but I need to conserve space in my box for other essentials.

3) My whole crew of mice and my new pickle monster!  Sometimes I think they possess me…

4) The dishwasher. It may have won round 1, but revenge is coming soon!

5) A printer. No ink needed, it just has to constantly shoot out paper for me to attack and nibble!

6) The whole closet. It’s a great jungle gym!

7) A few chairs to either destroy or nap on lolol!

Ok fine, I’ll leave out the closet and bring the servants…

I found a nice little hidden cave under the servants desk that only opens up it’s secret doorway when the servants pull out the keyboard to type! It’s a great hide-out with easy access to many tasty wires!

Of course, this hide-out does have one problem. Since I’m so sneaky, the servants usually have no idea I’m there unless I pull on the keyboard or mouse wire lolol! This usually means I get a good squishing when they try to close the keyboard drawer! The first time I found this secret cave the servants actually thought the drawer was broken because they couldn’t close it! Did I ever give them the bitey that day from trying to squash me in my comfy cave!

What a comfortable black chair lolol!

I heard this song on the radio the other day and the singer offered some very good advice! He said, “Just say it wasn’t you!”

Something else I’ve learned is that a cute pose can get you out of any kind of trouble!

You’re next blue chair.

(No chairs were actually harmed in the making of this photo shoot. The servants are trying to frame me.)