1 – The lady servant has been doing a three person job (but not getting a three person pay) for the last few weeks! This has kept her late at work or exhausted at home which has allowed me to get away with more mischief than usual. Unfortunately I’ve been blogging less than usual because I need to capitalize on this rare opportunity to unleash chaos!

2 – The lady servant also abandoned me for the whole weekend to go far away and visit grandpaw who was in the hospital with blood clot problems. He got in trouble for sneaking a beer into the hospital in his suitcase, but otherwise should be fine if he responds well to his meds, although the problem is quite serious. I hope he’s ok.

3 – On Tuesday it was time to take out my stitches. At the vet, 5 technicians tried to take them out but after the way they shaved me last time I refused to let them anywhere near me. They ended up suggesting I be sedated lolol! The servants took me home and decided to try themselves instead.

4 – The servants managed to trick me into revealing my pink belly by distracting me with treats and a good head scratch. They got 3 of the 4 stitches out before I realized it was time to give them the bitey.

5 – The servants and the folks at the vet found out that I can actually meow and scream louder than any other cat or dog they’ve ever heard before! The vet technicians say I have catitude.

6 – I’ve begun to discover that sleeping under the covers can be quite fun, especially when you have a shaved belly. It’s nice and warm under there.

7 – The lady servant is spending too much time talking to the servants of my furry parents. They talk a lot about the wite rats, I’m getting nervous.

8 – The servants are making very crazy and unrealistic demands of me. They say I can use the counter to hop up onto the cupboards but they pull a huge fit every time I walk on the stove. They say it gets hot and is dangerous… I KNOW!

9 -  I’ve been showing lots of cattitude lately. Expression is key to demanding better service!

10 – I spend my nights gradually stretching out horizontally on the bed so that by morning the lady servant is almost hanging off the side lol! I may be tiny, but I need my stretching room.

11 – The servants have been complaining about sore necks for the last few weeks as I have claimed their so called pillows as my new bed. If they still try to use them during the night, I’ll just lie down on their heads.

12 – The lady servants is going to the doctor this morning for something! I hope she is feeling well soon and the doctor recommends her some nap time with Tamra!

13 – The servants have been taking Temptations in their lunches everyday for the last week without giving me any…!

1) Tamra Maew – Since I’m named after the ancient Thai manuscript “Tamra Maew” which means “Cat poems” in english, I get lots of people finding my blog who might have been looking for information on the manuscript from the 17th century. Since I’m my servants first meezer, they named me after the manuscript because it is the first known document to mention the existence of a pointed cat… a MEEZER!

2) Funny stripper names – This could be because I’m never wearing clothes or because of this post!

3) Caffeine crash – I guess I talk about my caffeine addiction a little too much… I’ve written about Enjoying my Morning Coffee and my Afternoon Caffeine Crash.

4) What Aliens Eat – Ok… this one is just very disturbing… People search the internet for “What Aliens Eat” and they end up on my website? What aliens are spreading these rumors? I’d like to see an alien try to eat me, I’ll send him packing right back to whatever furry moon he came from with a few holes in his antenna courtesy of my super bitey powers lolol!

5) Roaring Lion – Now thats more like it! Take a look at the post where you can see me roaring at my servant!

6) Cat safe fake christmas tree – LOLOLOL! Nice try foolish humans searching the internet for this, it DOESNT EXIST. No tree, plant or item that takes any attention away from me will ever be safe.

7) Gonna get you – You know I will! Gonna Get You Mousey!

Cat named minouche – Minouche is my stripper name!

9) Funny hippy names – People sure found my funny name meme post a lot! My hippy name was Nutro Violet!

10) Share my secret – Ah… I did share a secret with my mouse once… I also have a secret cave!

11) Lady Servant – This is not acceptable. People should not find my site when searching for Lady Servant! They should find it when searching for “Lady to Serve!”

12) pics of ramses the great – Hmmm… it should be pics about Tamra the Great, but I’ll let this one slide since Ramses is a furry friend of mine.

13) snoozetime - I definitely do snooze a lot! In fact, thats what I’m going to go do right now after writing this post!

Also, if you have a problem with any leftover ghosts haunting you after Halloween, check out my Ghost Buster Halloween video then give me a call!

1. The Viewers’ Choice Award for Best Costoom:
   Winner: DaisyMae Maus
   
   Runners Up: Dragonheart and Daisy the Pink Lady
   
   
   Honorable Menshun: Persephone
   
2. FOS award for best FOS member costoom:
   Daisy the Pink Lady,
   Boogers/Fido/Hondo, and Calvin
   
   
   
   
   
3. DaisyMae Maus’ Best Geezer in Costoom (cat over 10 yeers old):
   Miz Allie the Cat (Pretty Witch of the West)
   
4. Simply Simeeze’s Best Meezer in a Costoom:
   1st Place: Storm & Castle’s Bride of Meezerstein
   
   2nd Place: Baby Mao
   
5. Fiona Bun’s Best Bun Costoom:
   1st place: El Diablo Bunny Rabbie
   
6. Rocky’s the Gutter Cat’s Hottest and Spiciest Spicy Vixin Costoom
   Winner: Sophie
   
   Runner-up: Bathsheba
   
   Honorable Menshun: Fiona Bun (wiggul dat tale, gerl!)
   
7. Karl’s Best NOMSS (not of my species speshul frend) Costoom:
   Baby Mao as the skunk
   
8. The Nitro-S.-Pierce-Memorial-Suk-up-to-the-Contest-Organizers Award:
   Finnegan (as Skeezix!)
   
9. The Smells Like Teem Spirit Award for the best teem costoom:
   Samoa, Gleek and Rocky
   
   
   
10. The Vishus Deer Award of Terror for the scariest costoom:
    Adan the Vishus Deer
    
11. The Make-Me-Ware-Anything-but-a-Smile and I’ll-Skratch-Yer-Frikkin-Eyes-Owt Award for the best Photoshopped entry:
    Winner: Karl the Flying Pumpkin
    
    Runners Up: Luxor the Goth and Storm the Furry Fighter
    
    
12. ‘Tude Award for Best Demonstrayshun of Cattitude:
    Baggy the Devil
    
13. Missy and KC’s Award of Courage:
    Miss Peach
    

Oh well, now that I’m up, I might as well write my Thursday Thirteen! This one is about all the favorite things I like to do!

1. Push cups off the table or counter with my nose!

2. If not pushing cups off the table or counter (see #1), I love putting my paw in them so I can then leave little footprints everywhere! That way the servants can think of me wherever they go in the house!

3. If by chance there happens to be coffee or some other tasty beverage in the cup, #2 still applies, but only after sneaking a few sips. If for some reason I cannot reach the contents of the cup with my paw, see #1.

4. I also enjoy carrying all my toys in my mouth. (Why hit them across the floor when it is so much quicker to just pick them up and bring them wherever you want!)

5. I also have a lot of fun carrying toys onto the bed (see #4) so that I can play on top of the servants at all hours of the night!

6. Give the bitey! Anywhere & anytime! lolol

7. Play hide & go seek! This of course always leads to an attack, like in THIS VIDEO!

8. Standing in front of the computer monitor at all times so the servants can admire me instead of the screen!

9. Steal the servants chair the second they stand up and giving them the bitey (see #6) if they dare to take it back from me!

10. As soon as a closet door opens, pounce in!

11. If there are 10 toys out for me to play with but 1 is eaten by the sofa, only be interested in the one under the sofa and cry for it until the servants rescue it. Once rescued, lose all interest in it and proceed to play with one of the toys that was already out! lolol!

12. Write on my bloggycat to all my friends!

13. Interrupt all human activities that do not involve me! This often involves lying down on open books and stealing pens!

Kimo

Sabi

Thanks so much!

I think it’ll take me a whole lot of Thursday Thirteen’s to talk about all my furry friends because I’ve made so many just by blogging and visiting them! If you have never met some of the people I’m about to mention, go visit them now because they make great furry friends

(I don’t want to make this a numbered list but if you count there are 13 bullets!)

• Latte is one of my best friends! He is a one year old male Seal Point Siameezer who visits me every day! He’s small and friendly like me and is a very good hunter! Look at him go after his Whirly-Bird!

  

  I definitely need to make my servants get me a Whirly-Bird!

• Mickey is a very friendly 14 year old house panther! He visits me all the time and always leaves nice comments! Guess what else? He loves grass!

  

  I’ve never tried tasting grass yet, but if it tastes anything like the house plants I believe him that it’s goooood!

• Bounce, Lucie and Trixie are three rockin’ kitty bloggers who stop by to visit me very often! Bounce is a tuxedo mancat, Lucie is a calico and Trixie is a little tabby girl! They are very fuuuriendly!

  Trixie
  
  Lucie
  
  Bounce
  

  Go visit and leave some nice comments for them to read while they are stuck under the bed hiding from all the noise of their new kitchen coming in!

• Storm the Furry Fighter is another friendly meezer everyone should get to know! She is almost 12 years old and has just battled back from lymphoma cancer. She is one brave kitty with lots of helpful advice for any other kitties going through a rough time! Here she is having a good snack!
  
  Looks tasty
• Dragonheart is a young black and white sphynx! He’s still a good furry friend of mine even though he has no hair lolol! He sure has the cutest toes!

  

  I hear he has to take baths all the time! I love jumping in the tub, even if one of the servants is taking a shower!

• Tara is a great princess meezer who has been helping me learn how to train my servants! Her and her brother Kavan just finished up a great alient hunt! It was quite the adventure and something everyone should definitely check out!

  

  Tara has some good tricks up her sleeve too! She is so sneaky she can get into cabinets and only her brother gets in trouble! Brilliant!

• Forty Paws sure is a lot of furry friends all in one spot! If ever you need expert cat advice, these 170 claws will probably have some great advice since they sure know cats!

  

  Ooo is that shrink wrap!?!?! BEST TOY EVER!

• Daisy is a real movie star cat! She’s done tons of great videos but is still soooper furry friendly even though she’s famous! If you visit her blog, go to the bottom to see her movies!

  

  She sure is one cute Devon Rex!

• TT Girl is a new friend of mine who loves to play tag!

  

  She looks like she might like mischief as much as me lolol!

• Chairman Mao is another furry friendly meezer who stops by to visit me very often! He is a big fan of turkey flavored stinky goodness!

  

  I love his colors!

• George, Tipper, Max and Misty from The Crew are some more great friends I’ve made!

  

  They have a pink barbie tent that looks like a lot of fun!

• michico who writes a very unique blog for Adan is another good friend who has been leaving me lots of very nice comments! Adan’s site is very cool because it’s in two languages!

  

  Nice big green eyes!

• Miss Peach is a very pretty Victorian cat! I’ve seen pictures of her snacking on butter right off the table on her blog which has inspired me to start doing the same! I recommend she try spaghetti sauce! I got some on my whiskers last night before the servants chased me away!

  

2. The above event will start whenever I am ready for my 20 minutes of petting. It doesn’t matter if lady servant is not ready to wake-up, I’m the boss of her.

3. If lady servant is not being cooperative I will shove my nose in her eyes until she finally opens them to see how pretty I am!

4. When I’ve had enough petting, it’s time for lady servant to get out of my bed. I’ll let her know when it’s time by biting her hand and refusing to purr anymore. (I also like to bite male servant as shown below!)

5. After stretching and doing my nails on my cat post, it’s time to look for the coffee! I don’t usually get lucky during the week though because the servants use thermos cups that have a cover! On weekends, I always manage to sneak a few sips!

6. Next it’s time to wake up the old lady downstairs! I’ve never met her, but I’m sure she appreciates me chasing toys at 6am! If her alarm clock ever breaks, she can count on me to make sure she’s up when I say so.

7. After working up a sweat, it’s time to jump in the shower! Some days if I’m feeling extra nutty i’ll run right in while it’s running. Other days I’ll just stick my head in and wait for the servant to get out.

8. After the shower it’s time to protect lady servant from danger by attacking the wire of her hair dryer! (I’m in my ready to pounce position below!)

9. By this time lazy servant should be up and I’ll go bug him to feed me. I try to remind him by biting his feet but he doesn’t seem to get the message because I also bite his feet for no particular reason throughout the rest of the day lolol!

10. If the servants are taking too long to open the blinds, I’ll remind them by climbing them. I wouldn’t want them to go for the day and leave me in the dark!

11. At this point, I always eavesdrop on the servants talking about removing someones nails.

12. I make sure to put a fresh coat of hair on any sweater the lady servant plans to wear that day; its always the one she leaves on the sofa. This way she thinks of me all day! lolol

13. Finally, the last morning activity is to make believe that I am trying to run out of the home when the servants leave just to make them feel guilty for leaving (as if I’d want to spend the day out there, no place mat basket pft!).