Day 1 in the Life of Tamra Maew

*stretches*

After enduring 9 weeks of my brother and sister kicking me in the head, I finally found a way to escape my mums uterus today! It was actually quite a brilliant plan if I do say so myself! Rather than sit idle and take the abuse, I decided to really wiggle around so that I could get into a position to pull my sisters tail. Before I knew it, everything started to shake and I started to to feel like I was going to be crushed into mashed potatoes. Of course, I didn’t panic! Turns out, I found a secret passage and was finally free!

I couldn’t breathe at first until finally my mum started licking me with her rough tongue! That’s when I realized something important… I was starving! Don’t ask me how I did it, but I found the snacks my mum had waiting for me. Even though there were plenty of snack-bars to choose from, I decided to crawl onto my brothers head and drink from the one he was using LOL! Stealing his snack-bar made me so happy that I realized right there and then that mischief would be the mission of my life, especially if it meant getting food or a better sleeping spot! Hmmm… come to think of it, maybe I’ll set my goals high early in life and give myself three main missions: cause plenty of mischief, eat and sleep!

Looks like thats it for day 1 in my life… I’ve already caused mischief and had a good snack. Now it’s time for the cat nap!

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