Discovering Where the Drool Comes From

Today I really wish I could take back one of my greatest accomplishments yet… opening my eyes… ugh, you won’t believe what I saw! Since the glorious day of my birth I really thought my mum was sloppy or maybe just lazy because sometimes she would do a great job washing me and other times she would leave me covered in drool. I also noticed that her breath would be really horrible the times when she would drool on me, but I just figured that was because she probably just finished washing my brother! I doubt I’ll be wrong many times in my life, but unfortunately this time I was!

Meet Chico…! While today was obviously not the first time I met Chico, it was the first time I actually saw him and his incredibly huge tongue. He seems like a nice guy, but he’s got to learn to save the drool for my brother and sister because if not, once I get a hang of using these legs, I’ll plot my revenge and tie a sponge to his mouth LOL!

I also saw someone else who kept checking up on my mum! She would bring snacks and it looked like she would even empty my mum and pops poopers from their toilets! Looks like I was lucky to be born into a rich family that has slaves! I can’t wait to be older and put the slaves to work for me. I wonder how many slaves we have! Maybe I can get one to drool on Chico to show that slob what it feels like! Hmmm… Chico does look like he will come in handy for snuggles though… speaking of which….

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