I’ve seen some other kitties post their website stats before showing funny things people searched for in a search engine like Google which brought the searcher to the kitties blog! Today I’ve decided to share my Top 13 Keywords!
1) Tamra Maew – Since I’m named after the ancient Thai manuscript “Tamra Maew” which means “Cat poems” in english, I get lots of people finding my blog who might have been looking for information on the manuscript from the 17th century. Since I’m my servants first meezer, they named me after the manuscript because it is the first known document to mention the existence of a pointed cat… a MEEZER!
2) Funny stripper names – This could be because I’m never wearing clothes or because of this post!
3) Caffeine crash – I guess I talk about my caffeine addiction a little too much… I’ve written about Enjoying my Morning Coffee and my Afternoon Caffeine Crash.
4) What Aliens Eat – Ok… this one is just very disturbing… People search the internet for “What Aliens Eat” and they end up on my website? What aliens are spreading these rumors? I’d like to see an alien try to eat me, I’ll send him packing right back to whatever furry moon he came from with a few holes in his antenna courtesy of my super bitey powers lolol!
5) Roaring Lion – Now thats more like it! Take a look at the post where you can see me roaring at my servant!
6) Cat safe fake christmas tree – LOLOLOL! Nice try foolish humans searching the internet for this, it DOESNT EXIST. No tree, plant or item that takes any attention away from me will ever be safe.
7) Gonna get you – You know I will! Gonna Get You Mousey!
Cat named minouche – Minouche is my stripper name!
9) Funny hippy names – People sure found my funny name meme post a lot! My hippy name was Nutro Violet!
10) Share my secret – Ah… I did share a secret with my mouse once… I also have a secret cave!
11) Lady Servant – This is not acceptable. People should not find my site when searching for Lady Servant! They should find it when searching for “Lady to Serve!”
12) pics of ramses the great – Hmmm… it should be pics about Tamra the Great, but I’ll let this one slide since Ramses is a furry friend of mine.
13) snoozetime - I definitely do snooze a lot! In fact, thats what I’m going to go do right now after writing this post!
Awesome list, really made me smile.
Here is my first Thursday Thirteen, enjoy: http://fullbodytransplant.wordpress.com/2007/11/29/thursday-thirteen-first-edition/
You know I have the most random searches too. Mine are mostly for Camel Crickets. I truly don’t understand why they are so popular but they are. Interesting searches!
Those are some funny ones! I get a lot of very weird ones, too. Here is one I got this week: “Outfit is not complete without cat hair shirt.”
It is so funny what people search Google for : )
Very cute and creative.
Hey Tamra! I wondered what your name meant – thanks for the info (I am so ignorant sometimes and my Bean is useless so would never have been able to pass on such important information). Those are some strange searches!
x
hehehe, that’s a really great listie — sometime we Ballicai have gotta do somethin similar, the search phrazes that bring folks to our bloggie!
And my sistur Marilyn’s got some really funny ones, too, bein’ Marilyn MonREOW and havin a bloggie called Gentlemen Prefer Blondes — heh!!!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
Wows! I am glads to knows where your name cames from! It’s always greats to hear how kittys gots their names.
Who can figure out how search engines work? Just as long as they find us, I guess…
This was very interesting, now I know about your name! The box of like meme of mine is sure making the blog rounds. Yours is definately the funniest one I have ever read! Bravo for being so original! I would like to invite you to come to my Victorian Tea party Wednesday afternoon…I hope you can stop in for a nice cuppa tea and a crumpet or marzipan mouse.
Love Miss Peach
#4 Hahahaha!!! Scary,but hahahahaah!!
Nice to know where you got your name!
I could of asked ;/
Tell your folks to take care in the snow! Mom has a sister in Ottawa
Purrs
Those were some really funny searches! We need to do that for our bloggie, if mom can figure out how.
those are hilarious!!! Very very funny!! x
Tamra dids you get banned from the compouter? We hopes all is well for you and your beans.