1. When I wake up in the morning, I immediately wake up lady servant by lying down as close to her as possible, (which often means on top of her) and then purr purr purr.
2. The above event will start whenever I am ready for my 20 minutes of petting. It doesn’t matter if lady servant is not ready to wake-up, I’m the boss of her.
3. If lady servant is not being cooperative I will shove my nose in her eyes until she finally opens them to see how pretty I am!
4. When I’ve had enough petting, it’s time for lady servant to get out of my bed. I’ll let her know when it’s time by biting her hand and refusing to purr anymore. (I also like to bite male servant as shown below!)
5. After stretching and doing my nails on my cat post, it’s time to look for the coffee! I don’t usually get lucky during the week though because the servants use thermos cups that have a cover! On weekends, I always manage to sneak a few sips!
6. Next it’s time to wake up the old lady downstairs! I’ve never met her, but I’m sure she appreciates me chasing toys at 6am! If her alarm clock ever breaks, she can count on me to make sure she’s up when I say so.
7. After working up a sweat, it’s time to jump in the shower! Some days if I’m feeling extra nutty i’ll run right in while it’s running. Other days I’ll just stick my head in and wait for the servant to get out.
8. After the shower it’s time to protect lady servant from danger by attacking the wire of her hair dryer! (I’m in my ready to pounce position below!)
9. By this time lazy servant should be up and I’ll go bug him to feed me. I try to remind him by biting his feet but he doesn’t seem to get the message because I also bite his feet for no particular reason throughout the rest of the day lolol!
10. If the servants are taking too long to open the blinds, I’ll remind them by climbing them. I wouldn’t want them to go for the day and leave me in the dark!
11. At this point, I always eavesdrop on the servants talking about removing someones nails.
12. I make sure to put a fresh coat of hair on any sweater the lady servant plans to wear that day; its always the one she leaves on the sofa. This way she thinks of me all day! lolol
13. Finally, the last morning activity is to make believe that I am trying to run out of the home when the servants leave just to make them feel guilty for leaving (as if I’d want to spend the day out there, no place mat basket pft!).
What a great list! You sound like my kind of cat. I like to give the bitey, too! Biting hard is fun.
Your nose is a cute color.
You sound like my sister Kaze. You are doing a great job of training your humans, keep up the good work!
What a funny list! And that first picture of you is awesome, I really love it!
Oh the bitey, that sure is one way to gets the beans attentions!
Meowz to you Tamra! Such a pleasure to meet you. I am so happy you stopped by to see me. Welcome to cat Blogging….you will have such a fun time with all of us. So many new friends will be coming into your life. I see you have met some of them already.
You are such a pretty little girl. I love your sleeping poses…..guess what? I sleep in a frying pan at the moment:))
Please come by often and I will add you to my list:)
Love Miss Peach
Wow, you get in the shower? I endure my baths because I know they are good for me, but I don’t ever voluntarily get in the shower. I wake up my dad in the morning for head rubs and breakfast!
Putting the bitey on is fun. It sounds like your are training your servants very well. You are such a cutie-pie!
We hope the humans aren’t serious about removing your claws. Do they know that it is actually amputation of your toe back to the first digit? Many vets no longer do declawing because there are alternatives, such as trimming your claws, Soft Paws, scratching posts and other stuff.
Luf, Us
Pee Ess. Quit climbing the blinds.