Today I puked up my very first pile of vomito de gato! Tamra tells me there is much more to come in my future, especially if I keep up my current eating habits…
For the last week I’ve discovered how fun it is to eat Kleenex and unroll the toilet paper. Unfortunately, I’ve now also gotten hooked to eating the stuff! It’s just so wonderfully chewy!
As you may have already guessed… it wasn’t a furrball I puked up! It was more like half a roll of toilet paper which the servants then flushed down the toilet. The good news is that I must be using the toilet paper properly if the servants flushed it because thats what they do when they use it too.
I do find it odd that the humans weren’t more concerned when I puked… They seemed more interested in rolling all the toilet paper up again after I worked so hard to spread it nice and evenly across the floor. Tamra is right, they are definitely incompetent.
Watch out there little guy, that stuff is not good to swallow! I do understand the draw of course.
hahahaha Beans is weird thats for sure!
Griffin, dude… careful with the T.P. What goes down must come up!
This might be the new diet plan as we are not sure if the paper stuff has calories in it. Not sure though how good it is for the tummy so please be careful.
Sending hugs to you in memory of Bonnie Underfoot.
Roscoe, Sassy, Momo & Opus
Congrats on your first pile of vomito! One of the hardest things about being a kitty is putting up with staff incompetence. BTW, if you’d like a good how-to manual, I’d like to tell you that my hilariously funny book, The World Is Your Litter Box, is in bookstores now and is also available on Amazon. The book is cleverly disguised as a cute cat book so humans will buy it, but is, in fact, FOR cats. Check it out on my website, http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com.
ConCATulations Griffin! Go easy on the T.P. though, I don’t think it’s recommended as part of a kitty’s diet:) xxx
Be careful what you eat, it is easier when things go down instead of coming up.
I agree with you that your mom of the house maybe should have been more concerned about you throwing up instead of the TP thingie. It is hard to figure out the humans most of the time though.
Thanks for visiting and commenting, specially as I forgot to come back and mention that I’d featured your “twin” on mine bloggie, durh! I thought it was just the sort of cute mischief you’d get up to,lol!
xxx
Hi Griffen! If you want your beans to be more concerned with the vomit you worked so hard to produce, make sure you do it on a sofa, or in bed or in a slipper. They just love that.
Unrolling the toilet paper is a fun game!!!